Dogecoin whales start SaveTesla crowdfunding
From our stock market expert, who once saw Warren Buffett cross a street
Dogecoin whales have started to buy Tesla stocks to stop the rot. Big Dogecoin holders have started this “SaveTesla” crowdfunding, after the “SaveDogemas” idea, to keep Tesla on the market. All Dogecoin holders are pushed to buy Tesla stocks.
In an interview with our reporter a couple of whales showed us their views and the aim of the action:
“Tesla has already lost 50% of his value, if it loses another 50% Tesla stocks will be worth 0,” they claimed.
Our expert of course said they would value at 25% then, but you know how memecoin holders are: all dog and no brain.
The reason for this crowdfunding
“Elon Musk has made us tons of money. Each time he was gonna post a tweet about Dogecoin, he told us up front. We then bought a ton of DOGE of course and made a fortune. It is time to fill in our gratitude and debt to him.” So said these DOGErich people.
Our reporter said that this sounded like insider trading.
“It was, but who cares? It’s not like you gonna tell the world who we are, because then we would have no choice but to buy you out of this world.”
The whales went on with “we are gonna buy Tesla stocks till we made our usual 25%, then we will dump them again, as we only care about money and Dogecoin is the easiest way to make it. Hey Musk, buddy, when you gonna do a Dogie again for us?”
Elon, who did not want to comment on this, said “Look, I’m busy making people poor. Can’t you wait like a few months, I’m busy.” Very buzzy.
The DOGE whales turnaround
After hearing this, the whales made a bold decision. They are gonna buy Musk out and will end up giving him orders.
Our reporter has read between the lines and came to a conclusion. The best thing to do for Musk is to buy a shitload of Dogecoin and tweet his ass off to get it to one dollar. Just like he did before. After he did that often enough, he can buy back his company and start the crowdfunding “SaveDogewhales”.
