Pennywise era starts on Cardano

From out scary horror reporter

Breaking news: Cardano starts a new era on their roadmap. It will be called the Pennywise era, after the character from IT.

In the Pennywise era your dollar will be worth a penny, because the Cardano Foundation has decided to float the market. There will be 100 times as many Cardano coins on the market, because the foundation is longing back to the times where Cardano wasn’t even worth a penny. Prior to the new era all Cardano coins will be locked until they are worth less than a penny. The era will start yesterday.

“They will all float up there,” as the Cardano Foundation stated.

Reactions from the market to Pennywise

The Cardano holders are outraged.

“This is a bigger horror than that clown! In fact, you guys are clowns! You guys are the Losers Club! I’ll write IT with my own blood on the bathroom walls!”

Just some cries from the current holders of Cardano.

Our horror reporter can understand their frustration, as he saw the movie. Especially the last cry seems very likely to him.

Of course he asked the Cardano Foundation for an elaboration.

“No comment, they replied, you clown! Have a balloon, baboon!”

Apparantly good manners are something from the past, just like Cardano being worth something. We will keep you posted for some more nice quotes from mad people!