Big opportunity at Crypto Loge
From our most honest reporter
There is a big opportunity going on at Crypto Loge. You can buy our exclusive memecoin called Make Crypto Loge Greater (MCLG).
At least that is what the site owner told me.
Crypto Loge has put this memecoin on the market and there is a whole strategy behind it. When this memecoin reached 10$ a piece. Paul Hopmans will sell all his coins until the price is back to 1$. Then he will start buying until the price is rising again.
After that, the same trick is gonna happen. The crowd will see what the range is and start buying again, once prices are going up again.
One could call this the “eternal range” coin.
Honest reporter gets interview with Paul Hopmans
“Hi, mr Hopmans, how are you doing today?”
“Hi there Hans, so glad you are with us. I like honest people.”
“As I see this golden opportunity with the Make Crypto Loge Greater coin, this big opportunity is especially fruitful for you, isn’t it?”
“Of course it is. But other people could sell for 10$ too, if they automate their selling.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, I have an automated sale going on when the price hits 10$ and an automatic buy when it hits 1$. It aint’ rocket science!”
“That looks simple enough for others to catch up to. But if you tell the public, couldn’t they do the same and outpace you?”
“That is technically possible, but I’m not stupid! After this interview I’m gonna change the numbers.”
“So, why should people buy your coin?”
“Simple, to make Crypto Loge Greater.”
“So, not to make profits?”
“That is just complementary. They buy the coin, because they want to see me richer!”
“Do you even understand the crypto world?”
“Of course I do! Do you think people buy MAGA hats to get richer? No, they buy it to show support for Trump and his plans to make America great again.”
“So, you are going to make hats and other stuff to promote this ‘movement’?”
“Nah, too much work. You see, in crypto people buy stories, not coins. You saw them buy DogWifHat in large doses, not because they wanted to make a profit, but because they wanted the inventors of the coin to get rich!”
“No way! They wanted to make a profit.”
“Well, did they?”
“Well, no, they lost almost everything, but they wanted to make a profit.”
“I call this the subconscious desire to lose money. I am totally counting on people to buy MCLG for this reason. They did it with $TRUMP, they did it with Floki, with Siren, Fartcoin, BONK and now Binance Life. Why wouldn’t they do it for me?”
“Because you are a nobody and Crypto Loge is a ghost site?”
“I am glad we had this conversation. Honesty is one of the best trades in online communication!”
Honest reporter got fired
After this interview I had no choice but to let him go. Honesty is great in friendships, but as a reporter, you work for me!
So, who got an open spot for an honest reporter? Hans is looking for a job.
