Trump launches the Insider Coin From our scam reporter, who is working overtime these days Trump has decided to monetize his actions on the global theatre. He launched the Insider Coin (IC), with which you get inside information about every war he starts or ends and every new tariff he imposes or stops a few […]
New EU taxes on crypto From our legal reporter, who luckily isn’t succesful in trading crypto The EU has changed their stance on crypto. Their earlier goal was to make sure that exchanges and brokers had more expenses, so a lot of them would go broke instead of broker (which would be worse, of curse)
Eastern Promises Crypto Listen up you Viggolantes: Eastern promises crypto barely anything! Bitcoin is going sideways for months now, while the atmosphere around crypto is rather bearish. Y’all know Watts comin: a full fledged bear market, which already started in Oktober 2025. Everybody Hassan declining wallet but feels like he Isarov customer who plays it
China buys USDC From our most stable reporter USDC, the stablecoin issued by Coinbase and Circle, has been acquired by China. The Chinese government made this strong move to keep Chinese customers from the obligation to buy crypto with American money. China paid 100 billion dollars in gold bars for this acquisition, so stock holders
Chainlink becomes influencer From our memecoin reporter, who already lost a house and a lambo in crypto Chainlink decided that being an oracle isn’t making enough money. They see that they are losing traction and the top 10 is getting out of sight. So they are shifting the goalposts and have a big announcement on
Bitcoin Cash and Bitcoin SV plan The Merge From our most trustworthiest reporter, who runs this site and simply writes everything! Bitcoin Cash (BCH) and Bitcoin Satoshi Vision (BSV) are planning a merge. They call their plans the Blocksize Peace, where they finally bury the hatchet that was summoned in 2017. That was the year
Tron Launches RAIN Token From our woke reporter who always votes Democrats, unless the sun shines Tron has launched the RAIN Token, after their great success with the SUN Token. This token will be available on the Tron blockchain, but not everybody will be able to buy it. Apparantly you have to get through a
Dutch ruling parties create coins From our political reporter who doesn’t take bribes, unless they are high enough The Dutch parties VVD, CDA and D66 have made a coin for their own party. They are called the VVD coin, the CDA coin and the Rob Coin. Rob stands for Rob Jetten, the new kid on
Bittorrent goes on an address spree From our experienced memecoin reporter, who already lost a house with memecoins Bittorrent has made a bold move. After people dropping the coin like flies, Bittorrent decided to give each member of the human race 1000 coins. This is the biggest airdrop there has ever been, and hopefully will
Dogecoin whales start SaveTesla crowdfunding From our stock market expert, who once saw Warren Buffett cross a street Dogecoin whales have started to buy Tesla stocks to stop the rot. Big Dogecoin holders have started this “SaveTesla” crowdfunding, after the “SaveDogemas” idea, to keep Tesla on the market. All Dogecoin holders are pushed to buy
Binance Coin allies with Chinese government From our most trustworthy reporter Breaking news: Binance Coin has decided to work together with the Chinese government. Or was it the other way round. Our reporter just couldn’t get to the bottom of it. Our reporter asked CZ, but he referred to RT, who then referred to XJ,
Pennywise era starts on Cardano From out scary horror reporter Breaking news: Cardano starts a new era on their roadmap. It will be called the Pennywise era, after the character from IT. In the Pennywise era your dollar will be worth a penny, because the Cardano Foundation has decided to float the market. There will
Tether changes issue policy to fractional banking From our most stable reporter Breaking news: Tether Limited Inc. has announced that they will change their issue policy from a 1:1 collateral to 1:1.000. For every 1 dollar deposited Tether Ltd. Inc. will put another 999 on the market. All old and new issued USDT will still
Ripple and Tesla launch stablecoin From our most stable reporter Breaking news: Ripple and Tesla launch a new stablecoin together, which they will call the Mars dollar. It will be worth exactly one dollar. It is expected to launch next year around noon. To keep the coin stable an algorithm has been developed, using the
Ethereum Urge upgrade: transactions cost $1K From our Royal reporter Breaking news: A transaction on the Ethereum blockchain now costs at least $1K per transaction. After the blob and the flop upgrade, the time has come for the rob upgrade. The new upgrade will be called the Ethereum Urge upgrade. The Ethereum team has decided
