Bitcoin will be worth a million euro!
From our expert investigator, who was never wrong yet
Bitcoin is on it’s way to €1 million a piece, that’s what our investigator concluded, after careful detective work.
He has been busy with this investigation for several months, so his conclusions must at least have some value.
We saw him busy with statistics, graphs, runes and crystal balls, so he depleted every possibility, until he came up with this.
Earlier predictions of our investigator
In the year 2000 our investigator predicted that gold would become worth €100.000 per kilo, while the price was hanging around €8K. He was right, as always. In 2025 his prediction came true.
When we asked him how he did it, he said:
“You just need statistics, graphs, runes and crystal balls to start with. After that, I used my financial knowledge about inflation and knew one day my prediction would come true. People are so impatient. I was harassed by people who thought I was wrong, just because it didn’t happen overnight.”
In the year 2000 he also predicted silver to go up from €150 to €2.500 per kilo. This came true in 2026.
“You just need statistics, graphs, runes and crystal balls to start with. You can guess the rest….”
Also in 2000 he predicted Down Jones to go from 10.000 to 50.000 points.
“You can guess his methods….”
€1 million for just 1 Bitcoin?
“So now you came up with the prediction of €1 million per Bitcoin?” our financial reporter asked our expert investigator.
“Yes,” he replied. “I expect Bitcoin to go up to 1 million euro a piece in the next 100 years.”
“100 years? Why take a period so long?”
“Well, I am not entirely sure about this one, so by the time anyone can prove me right or wrong they are all dead. That way I can keep my unbeaten status.”
“Sounds to me like you only do sure shots.”
“Time heals all wounds and makes all predictions come true, if you know which ones to predict. This is my life slogan.”
“Thank you for your expert insights. I predict you are going to die one day!”
“Are you absolutely sure?”
“Not absolutely.”
“There you go!”
