Infantino starts the “Neutral Argentina Fan token”
From our sports reporter, who made a buck into ten with Chiliz
Gianni Infantino, the big man of the FIFA, will start a new token that will be made to neutrally support Argentina on their way to the World Championship of soccer.
The coin will only be sold during the matches of Argentina on the major exchanges in the world. The amount of money that is stuck in this coin will make certain things happen.
If 100 million dollar is spent on this coin during the England – Argentina game, a referee will get a sign and the next England player that touches a ball will get a yellow card for “faking something”. If that player protests, he will get a red card, as only team captains may complain to the referee.
If 1 billion is spent, the top player of England will get a red card, so Kane will be sent off for something he did in the past. It is only fair that past offences will not be forgotten, according to Infantino, so this red card is the best way to come clean with the past.
If 5 billion is spent, Argentina will get a penalty, next time a team mate falls in the penalty area. The manager of Argentina will get a sign from FIFA then, who then can make the dive gesture to his team.
Once the pot reaches 10 billion, Infantino himself will get on the pitch and quickly deflect the ball in the corner of the English goal. In the VAR section they will see God instead of Infantino making that goal and reward it because of “Divine Intervention”.
For now that is the maximum this coin will reward, but if more than 10 billion is spent, Infantino will reconsider extra prizes in the near future.
Fighting poverty
Infantino has stated that 1% of the income of this coin will go to fight poverty in the Trump Tower.
“FIFA must do his part in this harsh world and bring relief where it is needed,” Infantino added. “The rest of the money earned will be put in undisclosed wallets of important people through a coin mixer for privacy.”
Argentina thrilled
Argentina has responded with excitement, as they like neutral fans. Many people in this land have made an account on major exchanges, to “neutrally support” their team.
Messi responded by saying he hopes no “Neutral England Fan token” will be released, as he fears being sent off for no reason.
Outrage in the world
Soccer fans from all over the world see this as another proof of FIFA corruption and Infantino bias. They call for a new and neutral FIFA boss, who is more concerned about fair play and less about making tons of money and favoring certain countries.
Sports reporter interviews Infantino
“Glad you give us some of your time, mr Infantino, could you elaborate on how you came up with the name of the Fan token?”
“Always nice to talk to ‘Breaking News’, the best reporters in the world. I love that name, because it stands for fairness and loyalty in a world of competition.”
“There are people who say that it is not a neutral token at all. Mostly the brightest people on this planet, though. Can you imagine that they think this is to make Argentina world champion and make certain people make a lot of money on top of it?”
“I got no reason to believe that. It is clearly stated that this is a neutral coin and if people choose to believe certain conspiracy theorists it is their choice. I am neutral to results by my profession. If I cheer a goal by Argentina, it is because I love soccer. Besides, this is a charity token.”
“Who do you hope will win tonight?”
“Argentina, of course…, eh, has the best chance. But I don’t have a favorite. I have a feeling that God will decide who wins this one!”
“Thank you for your time and good luck with your charity token!”
