Dutch ruling parties create coins
From our political reporter who doesn’t take bribes, unless they are high enough
The Dutch parties VVD, CDA and D66 have made a coin for their own party. They are called the VVD coin, the CDA coin and the Rob Coin. Rob stands for Rob Jetten, the new kid on the block from D66 who aims to become Prime Minister.
The parties have done this for everybody who wants to tackle the problem that these parties created themselves: 36% tax on paper gains from investments.
In a bulletin written by their parties they put a story in the papers where they give investors the chance to avoid these taxes. The only thing investors have to do is buy coins from these parties and their box3 taxes will be waived.
In the paper you can read how it will work. For every €10.000 you owe the state in paper gains, you can buy 1 coin from each party to avoid taxes. They cost €1.000 each, so that is a golden opportunity. You “gain” €7.000 in taxes, just by buying these.
In depth exclusive interview
Our reporter wanted to know some more details, so he asked representatives of these parties what you can do with these coins.
The VVD representative said: “You can get a portion of bitterballs on one of our “Hail Money” parties and are allowed to cry out: “Long live the VVD!”
CDA: “You can get one kilogram of Holy Smoke for each coin on our “Hail Jesus, just kidding, hail money” parties.
D66: “You can get a reduction of 0,000036% on your energy bill per Rob Coin.”
Our reporter thought about this for a few hours and then it finally hit him.
“Isn’t this just bribery?” he asked.
Of course the representatives were long gone, so next day he asked the same question with them present.
“That’s too onesided thinking. The VVD needs money in their treasury, so this is thinking in solutions. We shall be the richest parties and can adbomb you next time there is an election.”
“Isn’t that unfair to other parties?” our reporter asked.
“Of course not,” they claimed, “other parties will have no chance anyways, because everyone who takes this deal must vote for one of our parties next time or they will face a lifetime imprisonment.”
“Jeez, that’s harsh! Won’t there be an uprising from the people?”
“The Dutch people only go to the streets when we forbid watching tv, so we’re safe.”
“But people will exit The Netherlands once they have enough money, right?” asked our savvy reporter.
“Of course they can, but will they? We plan to add a new tax where you can only take half your money and half your family out.”
“You guys must be out of your mind!”
“Welcome to Dutch politics, haha!”
Our reporter was finally lost for words, so he fled the scene. He’s now writing a political novel called “A Modern Exodus in the Low Lands – The Lost Generation”. Soon it will be for sale for 1 Crypto Loge Coin.
