Bittorrent goes on an address spree

From our experienced memecoin reporter, who already lost a house with memecoins

Bittorrent has made a bold move. After people dropping the coin like flies, Bittorrent decided to give each member of the human race 1000 coins. This is the biggest airdrop there has ever been, and hopefully will be, as stated by officials from Bittorrent.

“We saw that fewer and fewer people have Bittorrent in their wallet, so we seem to be less popular. With this airdrop we will be the most popular coin out there, everyone in the world has 1000 coins!

But this isn’t everything, we also have a brand new consensus mechanism. We call it Proof of Selling. Every time someone sells coins, they get 1% of their sales back. By this mechanism we will stay the most popular coin in the world, as you can never get rid of all of them!”

“Very smart,” said our memecoin reporter, “don’t you think this will make the price drop of your memecoin, BTT?”

“A memecoin? That is an insult! We are a serious blockchain, always there for artists and shit! Besides, our coin is worthless already, so it will simply be a bit more worthless. People won’t even notice!”

“Maybe that is because there are a gazillion coins already?” our reporter asked.

“Why don’t you try and make a blockchain and see how far you get, Bozo the Clown!”

“But I have. It is on place 100.000 in the list of cryptocurrencies from CoinGecko, but it has less coins.”

“What is the name of it?”

“Bittorent, it is all about a bit to rent. By the way: wanna buy 1000 BTT?”

“Just buy some more, plagiarite, good day!”