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Breaking News is de satirische hoek van de Crypto Loge: nieuws dat nergens anders te vinden is en dat is waarschijnlijk ook maar beter zo. Hier verschijnen parodieën, volledig uit de duim gezogen verhalen, die wel een link hebben met crypto, maar met serieus nieuws niets te maken hebben.

De lezer wordt meegenomen in een alternatieve versie van de werkelijkheid, waarmee een lach op het gezicht zal worden getoverd.

Absurde headlines, belachelijke meningen, creatieve humor met betrekking tot de cryptowereld, in dit hoekje mag alles. De knipoog staat hier centraal.

Breaking News is voor iedereen die crypto soms even niet zo serieus wil nemen en voor wat vermaak komt.

De voertaal is Engels, zodat dit internationaal bekeken kan worden.

Tether changes issue policy to fractional banking

Tether fractional banking

Tether changes issue policy to fractional banking From our most stable reporter Breaking news: Tether Limited Inc. has announced that they will change their issue policy from a 1:1 collateral to 1:1.000. For every 1 dollar deposited Tether Ltd. Inc. will put another 999 on the market. All old and new issued USDT will still

Ripple and Tesla launch stablecoin

Mars dollar Tesla Ripple

Ripple and Tesla launch stablecoin From our most stable reporter Breaking news: Ripple and Tesla launch a new stablecoin together, which they will call the Mars dollar. It will be worth exactly one dollar. It is expected to launch next year around noon. To keep the coin stable an algorithm has been developed, using the

Ethereum Urge upgrade: transactions cost $1K

Ethereum Urge Upgrade

Ethereum Urge upgrade: transactions cost $1K From our Royal reporter Breaking news: A transaction on the Ethereum blockchain now costs at least $1K per transaction. After the blob and the flop upgrade, the time has come for the rob upgrade. The new upgrade will be called the Ethereum Urge upgrade. The Ethereum team has decided

Solana launches a new platform: Rugpull.scam

Rugpull.scam launched

Solana launches a new platform: Rugpull.scam From our expert memecoin reporter, who already lost a house with memecoins Breaking news: Solana launches a new platform, especially made to speed up rug pulls. The platform will be called Rugpull.scam and it will be operating just like Pump.fun, with a few differences. Rugpull.scam will have a presale,

Breaking news: Vanaf nu 21 miljard Bitcoin op de markt

21 miljard Bitcoin

Vanaf nu 21 miljard Bitcoin op de markt From our most trustworthy reporter, who is already in the crypto market for two days and won a Lambo in the lottery Satoshi Nakamoto made some noise again, after more than a decade of silence. He announced there will be 21 billion Bitcoin since noon 4-3-2025. He

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