Bitcoin Cash and Bitcoin SV plan The Merge
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Bitcoin Cash (BCH) and Bitcoin Satoshi Vision (BSV) are planning a merge. They call their plans the Blocksize Peace, where they finally bury the hatchet that was summoned in 2017. That was the year when Bitcoin Cash went on to divert from the Bitcoin blockchain and made his own.
Bitcoin SV will join the Blocksize Peace and become one with Bitcoin Cash. BSV will bury the 100 hatchets between BCH and BSV they coughed up during the time they went live until now. Their plans involve a Bitcoin In in Amsterdam.
The details of the Blocksize Peace
On the website of Bitcoin Cash and Bitcoin SV we found this:
Bitcoin Cash and Bitcoin SV plan The Merge, which will reduce their blocksize to 1 MB. They know that this will somehow slow down their combined blockchain, but they have a smart plan to keep things going smoothly: The Lightning Network, with which you can do more stuff on their blockchain. They will also divert the digital signature from the block, so a block has less weight. This they will call SegWit.
Another one of their smart moves is Taproot, which will reduce fees and transaction size.
To make sure users of their blockchain have access to the NFT and building coins on the new Bitcoin they invented some special ways to do that, called Ordinals and Runes.
An exclusive interview with Ver and Wright
“We are here with Roger Ver and Craig Wright. What do you hope to get out of this merge?”
“We are planning to become the most popular blockchain out there. We have bright ideas like SegWit and Taproot that will make our merged blockchain very decentralized and very much like the original vision from Bitcoin’s whitepaper. We are frankly surprised no one has thought this all up. Besides, mr. Nakamoto is standing right next to me,” Roger Ver stated.
“Roger, Roger. Satoshi Nakamoto is standing right next to you? But that is mr. Wright, right?” I asked.
“No need to double up my name! I am indeed Satoshi Nakamoto and I think it is time to go back to basics and become the true Bitcoin, together with my mate Roger, roger?”
“Surely this is not the right thing to do, as there already is a blockchain that is called Bitcoin, which has all these characteristics? And why did you call it The Merge?”
“Of course it is the Wright thing to do, otherwise I would not do this,” Craig said, “those guys at Bitcoin stole all my ideas, so i had no choice but to start the Bitcoin SV blockchain. Ethereum stole my idea of The Merge, which I had in my head years before Ethereum did. And don’t call me Shirley!”
“So, can you prove you are Satoshi Nakamoto? You would only have to tell me the private key to the wallet of Nakamoto and you would have proven these coins are yours!”
“Nice try, punk. But I am not gonna deliver you 60 billion dollars just to prove that I am me!”
“Worth a shot, not? So, how are you two gonna convince the world to buy your merged coins and not simply Bitcoin?”
“We already thought of that, we are gonna sue everybody that has Bitcoin because of plagery. They can get out of this claim by burning Bitcoin and buy the REAL Bitcoin, ours. And if that doesn’t work we will attack the Bitcoin blockchain with a 51% attack.”
“Sounds like a plan. So how are you gonna call this new blockchain?”
“Well, Bitcoin, of course. In some time you will hear nothing of Bitcoin anymore and you will only hear of Bitcoin.”
I thought this was a good time to end the interview, before it became more absurd and confusing. I thanked them and quickly sold my Bitcoin before they sue me.
