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From our experienced memecoin reporter, who already lost a house with memecoins Bittorrent has made a bold move. After people dropping the coin like flies, Bittorrent decided to give each member of the human race 1000 coins. This is the biggest airdrop there has ever been, and hopefully will be, as stated by officials from …

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From our stock market expert, who once saw Warren Buffett cross a street Dogecoin whales have started to buy Tesla stocks to stop the rot. Big Dogecoin holders have started this “SaveTesla” crowdfunding, after the “SaveDogemas” idea, to keep Tesla on the market. All Dogecoin holders are pushed to buy Tesla stocks. In an interview …

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From our most trustworthy reporter Breaking news: Binance Coin has decided to work together with the Chinese government. Or was it the other way round. Our reporter just couldn’t get to the bottom of it. Our reporter asked CZ, but he referred to RT, who then referred to XJ, who referred to RT, after which …

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From out scary horror reporter Breaking news: Cardano starts a new era on their roadmap. It will be called the Pennywise era, after the character from IT. In the Pennywise era your dollar will be worth a penny, because the Cardano Foundation has decided to float the market. There will be 100 times as many …

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From our most stable reporter Breaking news: Tether Limited Inc. has announced that they will change their issue policy from a 1:1 collateral to 1:1000. For every 1 dollar deposited Tether Ltd. Inc. will put another 999 on the market. All old and new issued USDT will still be worth the full American dollar though. …

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From our most stable reporter Breaking news: Ripple and Tesla launch a new stablecoin together, which they will call the Mars dollar. It will be worth exactly one dollar. It is expected to launch next year around noon. To keep the coin stable an algorithm has been developed, using the minerals from Mars as collateral, …

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From our Royal reporter Breaking news: A transaction on the Ethereum blockchain now costs at least $1K per transaction. After the blob and the flop upgrade, the time has come for the rob upgrade. The new upgrade will be called the Ethereum Urge upgrade. The Ethereum team has decided that it is time to put …

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From our expert memecoin reporter, who already lost a house with memecoins Breaking news: Solana launches a new platform, especially made to speed up rug pulls. The platform will be called Rugpull.scam and it will be operating just like Pump.fun, with a few differences. Rugpull.scam will have a presale, just like on Pump.fun. The big …

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21 miljard Bitcoin vanaf 4-3-2025. Van onze betrouwbaarste verslaggever die al 2 dagen in crypto zit en een Lambo heeft gewonnen in een prijsvraag. Satoshi Nakamoto heeft weer van zich laten horen, na meer dan tien jaar stilte. Hij heeft aangekondigd dat er vanaf vandaag 21 miljard Bitcoin zullen zijn. Dit heeft hij gedaan, omdat …

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